Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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