Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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