And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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