So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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