you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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