Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
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