You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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