Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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