How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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