Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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