I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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