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(203): View more from Connecticut

It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.

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(850): View more from Florida

She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well

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(803): View more from South Carolina

i cant cry in cvs. not again.

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(708): View more from Illinois

there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again

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(351): View more from Massachusetts

I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises

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(224): View more from Illinois

Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.

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