That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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