The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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