I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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