Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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