He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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