Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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