It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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