your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I didn't notice because vodka
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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