turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
