This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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