matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I met the friendliest cop last night
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Randomize
