week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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