ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I have tasted many bathrooms
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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