omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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