You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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