it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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