absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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