p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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