Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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