need another drink. this is the easiest way
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There's always time for handjobs
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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