Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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