Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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