"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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