3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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