Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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