I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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