He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
There's always time for handjobs
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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