Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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