Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
ttyl tear gas
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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