I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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