The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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