Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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