piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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