Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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