PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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