vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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