People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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