eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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