shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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