dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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