Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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