when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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