I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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