You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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