You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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